Peter Denby Sr.

Peter accepting his gold medal after his team lost at the B.C. Alzheimer Games.

Brent\Brenda  Russell

Every team needs their own cross dresser and Brent fits the gingham gown perfectly. His goal is to be a hairdresser to poodles.

Geraldo Truscott

Jos de Ruin

Chuck Dillpickle

Bruce "Firehose" Rees

The man with the cup that rivals only Lord Stanleys...

Craig "Skippy "Girard

Former lead singer of an Andy Kim tribute band, Craig is learning to perfect the dine and dash.

Mikey

To many people, Buster Brown means something entirely different. Note that this is the only time he has a grip...

Brian "Your pants are mirrors" Sidedoll

"If you like Pina Coladas And getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga If you have half a brain If you'd like making love at midnight In the dunes on the Cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape."

Vinnie Benito

Unfortunately, Vinnie is a convicted serial jay walker and must do community work on the weekends at the Oak Bay Home for Unwed Fathers.

Prince of Sproat Lake

Out of sight, out of his mind.

Popeye Greener A professional mini-golf player who learned to avoid the 18th hole and get another free round. He enjoys hotel rooms that feature Magic Finger beds. Tends to misjudge headers.

Confused with the term "football". Hopes that David Beckham will join the B.C. Lions.

Waynederama

He claims to have originated the comb-under. Imagine what he's asking Santa for....(and why is he bouncing???)

Gerry is a professional cruise ship mambo instructor. He brings his smooth moves to the backline. And on occasion, has been known to score (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

When not sliding down the pole at the firehall, Bruce can be found shop-lifting at V2(value village).

Infrequent visitor to the games. The team has deep concerns with his hobby of breeding fish and his fascination with rubber scuba gear.